Showing posts with label movie reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie reviews. Show all posts
Saturday, May 2, 2009

Wolverine Movie Review





Okay so how do I start off this review. Well there are 3 different ways. 1) F*C* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2) F*C* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3) Or Wolverine is the newest and latest film in the X-Men crapathon, well except this makes it not so crappy anymore. 
I think I'm going to combine 1 and 3. 
F*C* YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Wolverine is the newest and latest film in the X-Men crapathon , well except this makes it not so crappy anymore. This new and improved X-Men film basically focuses on the "dramatic" life of Wolverine, that dude with crazy ass claws. Anyways throughout the movie lots of shit happends and lots more shit happens. People die, Wolverine slashes, Wolverine does a dramatic NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO while holding some babe and Wolverine's brother kills people. Lots and lots of people (2 or maybe 3 to be exact :O). Anyways after shit happens Wolverine vows to get revenge on his brother. Anyways in turns into Actiony/ Imma going to get you for what you did film. And it worked, it worked out pretty damn well. mixing in a good plot / story with good ole action. And some pretty kickass stuff, including a guy who can do stuff with swords and lasers and stuff. I had a good time watching this film and the ending was decent. DECENT. Not amazing just " okay I'm going to leave now. Thank you have good day". Anyways I was expecting X-Men bullcrap and this blew it away so I enjoyed it and I thank it for that :P!
*** THREE STARS!!!!!!! 

Monday, September 22, 2008

Diary of the Dead review!


Diary of the Dead is a very unique zombie film that uses the Cloverfield camera style . I very much enjoyed this film because the camera was much more , well lets just say it was a lot less twitchy and wavy then in the movie Cloverfield. Diary of the Dead is about these University / College students who are trying to make a horror film for their film class. Unfortunately though they hear about the walking dead on the radio while filming and decide to stop filming the school project film. But of course the selfish arsehole decides to film the entire experience. The film turns out to be a pretty good thriller with some good gore and some crazy pop out scary scenes. The only problem I really had with the film is that the movies ending isn't that good. No big twist, nothing really that you couldn't see coming from 2 centimeters away. I don't really want to ruin much of the film so I'm not going to tell you much about the film except that the movie is a pretty sweet gore zombie film and I think it is much better then most zombie films . I'm going to give it the rating of
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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Tropic Thunder review!


Tropic Thunder, a comedy starring Robert Downey Jr, Jack Black , and Ben Stiller is the latest comedy spoofing the Hollywood movie industry. The movie is about a movie in production (Tropic Thunder) which is in mayham because the actors just can't cooperate. The director loses it and goes to the war veternan who wrote the book/script (Tropic Thunder) for advice on how to make the movie better. The war veternan tells the guy that the movie would be better if he actually put them into Nam. So of course they go to Nam and everything loses control! Ben Stiller gets kidnapped by gang of "killer" Nams. So anyways as the movie progress it tends to lose it's hilarity but pulls itself together using the ultimate awesome duuuuuuude! Robert Downey Jr! Robert Downey Jr is great in this movie and made me laugh through out the entire film! Everytime there was a slow moment Robert Downey Jr would come into the scene and make it funny again! Not to say that Jack Black and Ben Stiller weren't funny they just weren't as good as Robert Downey Jr. Also this movie has amazing cameos by Tom Cruise and Matthew Machonblahblahblahblah (have no clue how to spell his last name). But really Tom Cruise makes this movie go from Awesome to Da Bomb because he is just sooooooooo funny! Even if you take out Robert Downey Jr and Tom Cruise you still get an awesome movie but because of those 2 actors I'm going to have to give this movie a rating of :DA FREAKING BOMB (9 out of 10)

One of greatest lines of this movie were:
Tom Cruise on phone with terrorists: "Ok so you've got one of my actors right?"
Terrorists : " Yes and if you don't give us 10 million dollars we will kill him!"
Tom Cruise: "Well guess what? You can suck my **** you mother****ing **** ************** (Excessive swearing)"
Tom Cruise hangs up. LOL!