First thing I have to say is , do not play this game if you have the 360 version because this game does it no good but if you don't have Dead Rising on 360 then read on.
Graphics: I thought that the graphics are good sometimes and other times really horrible, like I mean look at those zombies? Pretty aggressive looking, especially when the pop in due to fog. Where the graphics do shine on the main character model and the mall itself.
Gameplay: Fun and frustrating. Why is this fun? Because you kill a hell load of zombies including big zombie officers with a bunch of different weapons from around the mall! You will love using the Wii remote as it adds more fun to the gameplay. Where this game sucks is the rescue the retarded people that don't know how to defend or follow you. It's like trying to teach a rock. It may keep staring at you but will it ever move? Another thing is , is those god damn poodles and parrots. I sware trying to get a good aim at these buggers is hard most of the time it's from point blank range. Mostly fun though!
Sound: Nothing special, at all!
Overall: There's lots to do in this decent remake of its 360 big brother but overall the lack of camera and overall graphics really puts this one down a notch. Sure there's lots of fun to be had with certain weapons including aiming and firing a gun with Wii remote but overall after about an hour or two you'll be saying meh and going to play another game.
My rating = 7.1!
Well this is sad news and good news at the same time because I just bought my own domain and well it should be up and running once the awards are complete. And yes that means this website will be history. But don't worry my new website will be awesome because its called Tech-Buffet!!! Woot woot!
These are the nominees for everything except The Best Game of Year! So anyways here they are.... maybe if you like a certain game you can change my opinion in the comments!?!?! Anyways so here are the nominees (BTW the awards will be given out sometime during the end of this month!
Best Graphics Nominees!
Metal Gear Solid 4!
This game is an obvious why it's on my list! The game looks like a freaking real movie! This game takes graphics to a whole new dimension. The lip syncing and the facial features make you believe you are watching this real life movie, if not event. Then in game the game is still freaking crazy good looking . I still can't get over the microwave tunnel... woah.
Crysis Warhead!
This game is such a beauty to the eyes. This game uses the best out of the Crytek engine and well if you can run it on very high you will never see anything as beautiful as it. Well may I recommend the first Crysis?! But this game caries on that games amazing engine and it is amazing. Good job Crytek.
Far Cry 2
Although this game may have its flaws it excelled exceedingly well in the graphics department. With beautiful and luscious environments to drive around where ever and whenever was amazing but the fire and realism was the graphics tip of the tap...yah. Anyways this game was beauty in every way. Also don't forget the healing yourself by ripping the bullet out of your arm..... urghhh!
Prince of Persia
Yes you may be saying , this game isn't that good looking its just artistic!! DUH that's the point. When a game achieves what its striving for that makes it a good game. But Prince of Persia (in the graphics department) exceeded that and was very artistic and a new look for the genre which I preferred a lot!
Grand Theft Auto 4
I mean do I really have to post the reasons why this game is on this list? It's EPIC that's why!!! Anyways you should already know that!
Best Story Nominees!
Metal Gear Solid 4.
6 words. This game should be a movie.
Learning about Niko's back story and the entire going through the city and all that stuff makes this game a true to the series story wise if not it is the best one story wise. Well done Rockstar!
Dead Space
This game had one of my favourite stories this year because of its horror in space premise and the whole "I wonder if Nicole is dead" story. Wonderfully executed and creepily executed very interesting learning the back story of the ship and what happened! Anyways it was so good they decided to even make an animated film about it!
Fallout 3
Yes I know it's short and all that but the fact that you choose from a variety of speeches is wonderful and that made me happy!
Best New IP
Left 4 Dead
This game wasn't only fun and scary it was new. Never had a game accomplished what Valve accomplished in one game! Go Valve!
Mutants and survival horror in space in a game?!!! Now that's new and fun!!
Little Big Planet
Never had one game accomplished as much as this game did and be original at the same time. One of my favourite PS3 games this year! And hell when was the last game that allowed you to build everything you want in a game on the PS3!!!
No More Heroes!
Light sabers? Gore? Violence? Crude adult humour? Slicing people in half ? Big boss battles? And it's all on the Wii?? Yup, that's No More Heroes for you!
Best Multi player
Left 4 Dead
The whole game is about playing online co-op with 4 of you friends or playing versus with up to 8 friends! This game is one of the most epic multi player game made yet!
Resistance 2
Another great co-op game , but not only is it awesome at co-op it's awesome at competitive multi player as well! I had a blast with this game!
Call of Duty World at War
This game was built by multi player in my opinion because the SP is well just okay and short but the multi player is so f***ing fun in this game. I mean seriously Nazi Zombies!! Awesomeeeee!
Burnout Paradise
I love the Burnout games ever since the third one because I've always loved the crashing and smashing but here comes Burnout Paradise with a new shine and gloss to it and the multi player is even better and more accessible!!!
Most Violent Game
Condemned 2
Urghh I hated this game when I first played it because a) I freaking shat myself playing this game b) I screamed like a sissy while playing it at some scenes in front of people. I'm embarrassed :P. Anyways this game is so realistic and violent it should not, not be on this list.
Fallout 3
In the VATS system you can choose which limb you want to blow off in slow motion. Sound gory enough?
Dead Space
The whole point of this game was to delimb you enemies and foot stomp them. That's always fun and gruesome! This is what back of cover says : "Strategically dismember the Necromorph enemies limb by bloody limb" . I laugh every time I read that.
Blitz The League 2
When you break a bone it shows it in Xray and that's just bloody disgusting. Also who could forget the classic breaking the groin in this game... urgh I had nightmares that night.
Gears of War 2.
Chainsaws, Exploding enemies , curb stomping and much more make this an easy one to put onto this list.
Most Disappointing Game
Iron Man
This game sucks so much , it well just sucks!!! I loved the movie too much to afford that this game would be major suckage but it was!!! WTF!
Far Cry 2
Yes I know what you are thinking . "Far Cry 2 I thought you loved that game ?" Well yes I do but geez it got so repetitive and well it was just not as much as I expected so that's why it on here!
Super Smash Bros Brawl
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AA A A A A A A B AA A A A AA A A A better get use to it, that's all you press in this game.
That Olympics game that came out by Atari
I swore to myself that I would never mention this games title again but here's a hint, Beijing. Oh yah and it sucks.
Worst Game of the Year
Yes it sucks, Yes it sucks , Yes it sucks , Yes it sucks , Yes it sucks. Get use to the repetition if you are going to play this game!
Iron Man
"I am Iron Man being in good movies and in shitty games. When you play this game better hope to god that you don't dieeeeee." I know it was bad but so is Iron Man...
Every MFING game that Data Design Interactive made in 2008.
Whatever they make I'll guaranteed you it won't be good.
M&M's Kart Racing
Imagine if Mario Kart was mutilated to disbelief but survived and came back as bloody piece of shiza. Well then you've got a picture of what M&M's Kart Racing is like!
Best Action/Adventure Game!
No More Heroes
Gears of War 2
Metal Gear Solid 4
GTA 4
Best Shooter
Left 4 Dead
Far Cry 2
Fallout 3
Call Of Duty World at War
Saint's Row 2
Best Driving Game
Burnout Paradise
Burnout Paradise
Burnout Paradise
DiRT
........Guess who wins this catagory :P.
Beats (I know it came out in 2007 but I still love this game :O)
Audiosurf
Rock Band 2
Best Platformer
Braid
Little Big Planet
Mirror's Edge
Best Horror Game
Silent Hill Homecoming
Dead Space
Left 4 Dead
Best Zombie Game
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
Fallout 3
Left 4 Dead
Assassin's Creed
Far Cry 2
Best PS3 Game
Resistence 2
LittleBigPlanet
Metal Gear Solid 4
GTA 4
Best 360 Game
Burnout Paradise
Gears of War 2
Fallout 3
Fable 2
Best Wii Game
Wii Ski
No More Heroes
World of Goo
Mario Kart Wii
Beats
God Of War Chains of Olympius
Patapon
Crisis Core
BEST GAME OF 2008!!!!
Burnout Paradise
Metal Gear Solid 4
Dead Space
Left 4 Dead
Resistence 2!!!
WINNERS WiLL BE ANNONCED TOMMOROW!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!
That's right everyone the year has come to an end and well its time for video game awards and movie awards!! More coming soon on this fasicating awards article!
Update 1: So okay here are the catagories that I will be awarding games with in my awards cemermony for games.
Games Awards:
Best Graphical Acheivment
Best Story
Best Voice Overs
Best New IP
Best Multiplayer
Most Violent Game
Most Dissapointing Game
Worst Game this year
Best Action Game
Best Adventure Game
Best Shooter
Best Driving Game
Best Music Game
Best Platformer
Best Horror Game
Best Zombie Game
Best PC game
Best PS3 game
Best Wii Game
Best Xbox 360 game
Best PSP game
Best Game of 2008!!!!
Omg thats alot of work for me to do but I'll get to it don't worry , I already have the first three nominees down!!! Woot Woot!
Holy crap I know I'm a little late on writing this but happy freaking New Year and well YAH!! It's 2009 biatch!!! Woot woot! Go 2009! Only 1 more year till the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver! Yah 2009 better be a good year in entertainment purposes, because this year was just well kinda a wanker! Anyways hopefully you have a good new year and woot woot!!!
My quate for the year 2009. "Get this motherf***ing year 2008 off my motherf***ing calender it's 2009 biatch!!! WOOT WOOT"
Graphics: Soldier of Fortune 3's graphics are throughout pretty decent but the alright graphics are very muchly let down by glitches that well they don't really ruin the experience they just make it that much more realistic...... (Since when did legs twirl in the ground when you shot them off?) But the graphics really shine when it comes to the fact that you can pull out any gun and go freaky crazy on your enemies and blow they're limbs back to Mars. Watch legs , arms , and heads splode. Its a magical experience that you won't forget for awhile. 8 out of 10. Thank you Gore.... no not you Man Bear Pig obsesed Al Gore. Oh ya you may get the COD4 feeling looking at this game. Trust me it's not COD4 not by a long shot.
Gameplay: Mediocre gameplay. Nothing really special. Just run and gun and you should be fine. No challenge except for when it comes to the bosses who **** this game up magerly. Like I mean I shot a regular looking guy who was boss 8 times with shotty and then rocket him and he still not dead.... WTF? Oh ya if the boss hint didn't give you the idea I was trying to tell you that this game is frustrating and hard as hell. If you die , back to the last checkpoint. And you will die alot.... alot. Oh ya no saving either.....isn't this game great? But hell the gore really makes up for this okay game. Watching enemies limp for their life after you blow their leg off or watch and enemy run around until shortly falling to his death after blowing an arm off. I lol'd one too many times watching my ememies die in the strangest ways. But still enjoyable in the weirdest way. You want to hate it but you just keep coming back to it which compells me to give the gameplay a 5 out of 10 ... Oh ya the story mode is really short and multiplayer sucks..... compelled enough?
Sound: Well there's not much to say other then, they get the job done.... well maybe not the voice overs but the sound effects do.... I think. Meh is what you'll saying listening to this game. Sound gets a simple 6 out of 10.
Well overall SOF3 Payback gets a big fat 6 out of 10. This game is okay. Really only pick up this game if you are in desperate needs of gore. On other hand go pick up SOF2. Two times better and gorier. Plus it's really cheap. Pick it up for about 6 bucks on Amazon.
Graphics: Battlefield 2's graphics are amazing , no rubish included is what the box should say at the front because the graphics are eye popping espiacially for it's age. Yes it was made in 2004. But that saying if you are going to crank it to high make sure you have an up to date computer because those graphics are going to lag you computer up. Great textures, models , level design, and just everything is perfected. Graphics gets a a 9.5 out of 10.
Gameplay: Well where should I start..... Well maybe the fact that the game has plenty of levels in both singleplayer and multiplayer. Gunplay = COD4 quality......maybe this game inspired COD4 in gunplay. Then theres the fact you can drive a car , plane , tank , jeep, boat.... and even more. Hell you can even ride and turret in them! This game has so much to offer I can't even list it all. But the main thing is the online. Amazing..... just amazing. Gameplay = 10 out 10 . Yes its perfect.
Sound: I'm not an expert on sound but from what I hear is pure goodness. Voice overs sound very life filled and nice. The gunshots going past you and firing out of your gun really place you into the game. You can really tell that EA has spent alot on authentic sounding sounds!! Just great. 9 out of 10.
Overall : 9.7 out of 10. Yes this game you need to pick it up. I got my from Amazon on sale for 10 dollars and so should you! Get it now!!! I mean it! This game has it all.....seriously well..... okay not flying laser beam eyed teddy bears but its still awesome! Maybe when you get it we can dual online....sound like a deal???
Final Thoughts: Far Cry 2 is quite the versatile game as it offers many things to do in this huge open world do what you want kind of game. Unfortunately the game suffers from a case of what we like to call " to damn repetitive" . You may think, but wait this game has lots to do doesn't it? Yes it does but it just gets really boring after awhile. Also the game is very beautiful as it has some of the best graphics I've seen in a long time, and the map creator is very fun to use as well. This game is very fun , but after about 7 hours of playing the game you will say this is boring and go play a better game like ..... Gears of War. Also one word, fire. Fire is amazing.
My rating : 8.5 out of 10 burning zebra corpses that you ran over in the jungle.
Filling Round Up: SWAT 4 is an amazing first person shooter that offers up great realism and amazing gameplay. The levels are well designed and the graphics are decent. But the co-op play is what really makes this game shine.
Rating : 8.9 out of 10
I got my steam account back and well I'm happy!!!! YAH!!! Anyways so that means that I will be posting reviews now!! Yes!!!! Woohoo!!!