So I just finished Prototype and all I have to say is.... damn. That was one hell of a game. Short though took me 10 hours to beat main storyline but it was so awesomely gory that I could not refuse to look away!
More coming soon
9.0 / 10
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Unfortunately the guys at blogger have warning me about some kind of spam. I don't know what but I'm presuming that it was my Madworld review. That was not spam just an example. So please if you want my website to stay up and running please comment. This very sad and I hope you have a nice day.
EDIT : EVERYTHING HAS BEEN CLEARED UP AND I HAD THE GUYS WHO OWN BLOGGER LOOK AT MY WEBSITE :P! YAY!
BAH!! I'm soooo excited for this game I already preordered it. Oh god. It's like somebody read my mind and said "Mkay lets make it so we kill lots of people!!"! Oh gawd yes!!!!!! I'm so excited for Prototype I already pre-ordered it. Well anyways Prototype is an open world game where you play a guy who is some kind of mutant thing who has special abilities! Anyways in Prototype your guy can screw up the city so much as you can pick up cars throw them, slice people and cops up with your blades and just so much to do!! You get to have battles in the middle of N.Y city with civilians everywhere while you are battling the military and its like total choas!!! SO FUN!!!!! You can even take over a dude's body if you want! Well anyways I'm totally excited for this game and if you don't get it well then you are missing out!!! EEEEEEEEE!
Here are some of the main features :
Open World Madness : Screw up NY city one person a type or you can kill lots too. Whatever
Super powers : Kinda like Spiderman except you don't save kittens you kill kittens and civilians and ......... slice and dice and OMG !!
Take over other people : Stealth is a main part as you can take over somebody and disguise as them and then use there guns!
SO MUCH FUN : YES!!!!!!!!!!
PROTOTYPE WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF : YES!!!!!
Here are some media related stuff for Prototype :
10 reasons why you should get Prototype!
Early Prototype Gameplay Preview
The Story Trailer!!
Excited enough!!! Well here some photos to keep up the hype!
It's the one the only first preview of Sunday preview madness! Huray! We start today off with a game that back in the changed the way FPS games work. And now its back and shinyer then ever in RED FACTION 3!
I , myself, am totally siched for this game as I use to play 1 and 2 all the time back when they came out. If you don't kow what makes these games so so so special is the fact you can destroy the enviroment. Which means buildings walls and anything in your way. This time Red Faction 3 takes you to some desert place and you get to destroy more and more! Entire buildings , people everything!!! Although this time it's not in 1st person view, its in 3rd person view! Now tthat is one of the only things that worries me about this game changing from 1st to 3rd person views. I loved the FPS games so I think it should stay FPS but whatever.
Anyways here are it main features:
Strategic Destruction – Use destruction to your tactical advantage, setting ambushes or chain reaction explosions to attack enemy strongholds and permanently modify the game environment. Leverage fully-dynamic physics-based destruction to improvise on the fly: blow holes in a wall or floor to set an ambush or escape, take out a staircase to stop your pursuers, or drive vehicles through blown out walls.
The fact you can destroy massive buildings with rockets and your hammer is absolutely awesome.
The range of destruction - DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY !! The world is your destructive sandbox!
Lots of enemies to shoot and crush.
It's oh so fun to destroy stuff. I love seeing a bunch of guys in a building then poof then go down with it!
Ragdoll physics! Yup I just had to mention it!!!!!
Mkay so here are some trailers and cool stuff to make you all excited and stuff!!!
The Red Faction total Destruction trailer!
Footage from the demo!!!
and finally the Weapons trailer!
So stay tuned for this amazing game and check out the demo of the game now availible on 360 and Ps3 !!! To end it off here are some pictures!
BOOM
BOOM
and more BOOM
Saturday, May 2, 2009
ALL SUNDAY PREVIEWS WILL RUN!!!!!! ON MY WEBSITE! ENJOY THE PREVIEWS!
Previews are as follows :
Red Faction 3
Prototype
Infamous
Bioshock 2
Mafia 2
The Sims 3
Halo 3 ODST
Starcraft 2
and ......
Diablo 3!!!!
So be anticipated, be excited because it all starts tommorow at 9 am! ENJOY!
GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE BLOOD!
Well thats MadWorld for you. To short it up, best Wii game ever. Short but fun. Buy now. And when I say buy now, BUY NOW OR I'LL CUT YOU IN HALF WITH MAH DOUBLE CHAINSAW!
10/10 PERFECT
Okay so how do I start off this review. Well there are 3 different ways. 1) F*C* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2) F*C* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3) Or Wolverine is the newest and latest film in the X-Men crapathon, well except this makes it not so crappy anymore.
I think I'm going to combine 1 and 3.
F*C* YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Wolverine is the newest and latest film in the X-Men crapathon , well except this makes it not so crappy anymore. This new and improved X-Men film basically focuses on the "dramatic" life of Wolverine, that dude with crazy ass claws. Anyways throughout the movie lots of shit happends and lots more shit happens. People die, Wolverine slashes, Wolverine does a dramatic NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO while holding some babe and Wolverine's brother kills people. Lots and lots of people (2 or maybe 3 to be exact :O). Anyways after shit happens Wolverine vows to get revenge on his brother. Anyways in turns into Actiony/ Imma going to get you for what you did film. And it worked, it worked out pretty damn well. mixing in a good plot / story with good ole action. And some pretty kickass stuff, including a guy who can do stuff with swords and lasers and stuff. I had a good time watching this film and the ending was decent. DECENT. Not amazing just " okay I'm going to leave now. Thank you have good day". Anyways I was expecting X-Men bullcrap and this blew it away so I enjoyed it and I thank it for that :P!
*** THREE STARS!!!!!!!
Okay everybody I'm back online and I'm going to be shitting out new reviews every 5 damn seconds because the last post I had was on a god damn Gametap complaint. *Yawn* Anyways I decided to change the rating system for.......
Movies : Are rated by stars now biatch! One Star (*) Means crap Two stars (**) Means meh Three Stars (***) means hell ya holmez and four stars (****) means Get your pants off and go see this movie now!
Game rating : Outta 10. Simple. Goes up by .5s to make it simplistic enough for you tards out there. Tard face.
Enjoy and have a tardalicious day :P
YAY!
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Well a couple of days ago Gametap (subscribed service providing 1000's of games to people) has well changed. They removed the awesome player they had and replaced it with an in-browser plugin. The website itself looks amazing and runs pretty fast for a website. But the plugin wasn't excuted properly so there are many bugs. And when I say bugs I mean I can't even launch any games anymore as I get this error saying your X and Y drives are screwed up etc. But not only is launching a game a problem the downloader itself is screwed up. I have to go through a long process just to switch my downloads and sometimes the games randomly download or get complete or dissapear from the list! I mean what is that for!!!! I do like the new desktop shortcuts and the fact we will be getting better / more games (YAY) and the look of the thing I just think they should have released it a bit later so it's not bug riddled. Also the forums are very nice and all but I haven't been able to post a single post yet as it says at the bottom I am not allowed to post anything. Supposedly it comes and go but man it hasen't gone away for me. This new website is an insult to all of us paying customers but hopefully everything gets fixed soon.
GIVE ME BACK MY PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Dawn of War : 8.7
Timeshift: 7.8
Burnout Paradise: 9.8
Spore: 7.5
Dead Space: 9.1
Fallout 3: 8.6
Flatout Ultimate Carnage: 9.0
Also saty tuned for :
My opinion on the new update for Unreal Tournament 3
and
What console do I think will do the best this year in terms of games!
and
coming back to Just-Filler is ....... IDIOT OF THE DAY AND GAME MAP OF THE DAY!
STAY TUNED!
First's things first , this is a casual game , not a hardcore screw you snowboarding / skiing game. Obviously this is a family game and I admire it as it is.
Graphics: This game utilizes the Mii's to there full capability with a bunch of different skis costumes ect but the detail in courses and night skiing and the whole world in this game is wonderful. Great job on the graphics for this game! Hell I even liked the fact you make a path in the powder.
Gameplay: This is the best skiing / snowboarding simulator experience I have ever played period. There's so much to do in this game plus all the costumes races and events that you can do you'll be wanted more and more. Plus it has snowboards this time! So be happy! Oh ya don't forget the expert hill, the open ski where ever want world's (two of them expert and casual hill) and oh ya boxes and rails this time around! I haven't had this fun with my balance board for awhile!
Sound : Annoying as hell music but good sounds otherwise . No wait don't forget those crappy helicopter sounds.
Overall: A great game for the Wii if you have the balance board plus it's fun for the whole family so it will keep you occupied for the longest time! Plus it's on the Wii so it's pretty much all they've got :P!
My score : 8.9
Saturday, February 28, 2009
First thing I have to say is , do not play this game if you have the 360 version because this game does it no good but if you don't have Dead Rising on 360 then read on.
Graphics: I thought that the graphics are good sometimes and other times really horrible, like I mean look at those zombies? Pretty aggressive looking, especially when the pop in due to fog. Where the graphics do shine on the main character model and the mall itself.
Gameplay: Fun and frustrating. Why is this fun? Because you kill a hell load of zombies including big zombie officers with a bunch of different weapons from around the mall! You will love using the Wii remote as it adds more fun to the gameplay. Where this game sucks is the rescue the retarded people that don't know how to defend or follow you. It's like trying to teach a rock. It may keep staring at you but will it ever move? Another thing is , is those god damn poodles and parrots. I sware trying to get a good aim at these buggers is hard most of the time it's from point blank range. Mostly fun though!
Sound: Nothing special, at all!
Overall: There's lots to do in this decent remake of its 360 big brother but overall the lack of camera and overall graphics really puts this one down a notch. Sure there's lots of fun to be had with certain weapons including aiming and firing a gun with Wii remote but overall after about an hour or two you'll be saying meh and going to play another game.
My rating = 7.1!
Friday, January 16, 2009
Well this is sad news and good news at the same time because I just bought my own domain and well it should be up and running once the awards are complete. And yes that means this website will be history. But don't worry my new website will be awesome because its called Tech-Buffet!!! Woot woot!
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
These are the nominees for everything except The Best Game of Year! So anyways here they are.... maybe if you like a certain game you can change my opinion in the comments!?!?! Anyways so here are the nominees (BTW the awards will be given out sometime during the end of this month!
Best Graphics Nominees!
Metal Gear Solid 4!
This game is an obvious why it's on my list! The game looks like a freaking real movie! This game takes graphics to a whole new dimension. The lip syncing and the facial features make you believe you are watching this real life movie, if not event. Then in game the game is still freaking crazy good looking . I still can't get over the microwave tunnel... woah.
Crysis Warhead!
This game is such a beauty to the eyes. This game uses the best out of the Crytek engine and well if you can run it on very high you will never see anything as beautiful as it. Well may I recommend the first Crysis?! But this game caries on that games amazing engine and it is amazing. Good job Crytek.
Far Cry 2
Although this game may have its flaws it excelled exceedingly well in the graphics department. With beautiful and luscious environments to drive around where ever and whenever was amazing but the fire and realism was the graphics tip of the tap...yah. Anyways this game was beauty in every way. Also don't forget the healing yourself by ripping the bullet out of your arm..... urghhh!
Prince of Persia
Yes you may be saying , this game isn't that good looking its just artistic!! DUH that's the point. When a game achieves what its striving for that makes it a good game. But Prince of Persia (in the graphics department) exceeded that and was very artistic and a new look for the genre which I preferred a lot!
Grand Theft Auto 4
I mean do I really have to post the reasons why this game is on this list? It's EPIC that's why!!! Anyways you should already know that!
Best Story Nominees!
Metal Gear Solid 4.
6 words. This game should be a movie.
That's is how awesome it is!
Grand Theft Auto 4
Learning about Niko's back story and the entire going through the city and all that stuff makes this game a true to the series story wise if not it is the best one story wise. Well done Rockstar!
Dead Space
This game had one of my favourite stories this year because of its horror in space premise and the whole "I wonder if Nicole is dead" story. Wonderfully executed and creepily executed very interesting learning the back story of the ship and what happened! Anyways it was so good they decided to even make an animated film about it!
Fallout 3
Yes I know it's short and all that but the fact that you choose from a variety of speeches is wonderful and that made me happy!
Best New IP
Left 4 Dead
This game wasn't only fun and scary it was new. Never had a game accomplished what Valve accomplished in one game! Go Valve!
Learning about Niko's back story and the entire going through the city and all that stuff makes this game a true to the series story wise if not it is the best one story wise. Well done Rockstar!
Dead Space
This game had one of my favourite stories this year because of its horror in space premise and the whole "I wonder if Nicole is dead" story. Wonderfully executed and creepily executed very interesting learning the back story of the ship and what happened! Anyways it was so good they decided to even make an animated film about it!
Fallout 3
Yes I know it's short and all that but the fact that you choose from a variety of speeches is wonderful and that made me happy!
Best New IP
Left 4 Dead
This game wasn't only fun and scary it was new. Never had a game accomplished what Valve accomplished in one game! Go Valve!
Dead Space
Mutants and survival horror in space in a game?!!! Now that's new and fun!!
Little Big Planet
Never had one game accomplished as much as this game did and be original at the same time. One of my favourite PS3 games this year! And hell when was the last game that allowed you to build everything you want in a game on the PS3!!!
No More Heroes!
Light sabers? Gore? Violence? Crude adult humour? Slicing people in half ? Big boss battles? And it's all on the Wii?? Yup, that's No More Heroes for you!
Mutants and survival horror in space in a game?!!! Now that's new and fun!!
Little Big Planet
Never had one game accomplished as much as this game did and be original at the same time. One of my favourite PS3 games this year! And hell when was the last game that allowed you to build everything you want in a game on the PS3!!!
No More Heroes!
Light sabers? Gore? Violence? Crude adult humour? Slicing people in half ? Big boss battles? And it's all on the Wii?? Yup, that's No More Heroes for you!
Best Multi player
Left 4 Dead
The whole game is about playing online co-op with 4 of you friends or playing versus with up to 8 friends! This game is one of the most epic multi player game made yet!
Resistance 2
Another great co-op game , but not only is it awesome at co-op it's awesome at competitive multi player as well! I had a blast with this game!
Call of Duty World at War
This game was built by multi player in my opinion because the SP is well just okay and short but the multi player is so f***ing fun in this game. I mean seriously Nazi Zombies!! Awesomeeeee!
Burnout Paradise
I love the Burnout games ever since the third one because I've always loved the crashing and smashing but here comes Burnout Paradise with a new shine and gloss to it and the multi player is even better and more accessible!!!
Most Violent Game
Condemned 2
Urghh I hated this game when I first played it because a) I freaking shat myself playing this game b) I screamed like a sissy while playing it at some scenes in front of people. I'm embarrassed :P. Anyways this game is so realistic and violent it should not, not be on this list.
Fallout 3
In the VATS system you can choose which limb you want to blow off in slow motion. Sound gory enough?
Dead Space
The whole point of this game was to delimb you enemies and foot stomp them. That's always fun and gruesome! This is what back of cover says : "Strategically dismember the Necromorph enemies limb by bloody limb" . I laugh every time I read that.
Blitz The League 2
When you break a bone it shows it in Xray and that's just bloody disgusting. Also who could forget the classic breaking the groin in this game... urgh I had nightmares that night.
Gears of War 2.
Chainsaws, Exploding enemies , curb stomping and much more make this an easy one to put onto this list.
Most Disappointing Game
Iron Man
This game sucks so much , it well just sucks!!! I loved the movie too much to afford that this game would be major suckage but it was!!! WTF!
Far Cry 2
Yes I know what you are thinking . "Far Cry 2 I thought you loved that game ?" Well yes I do but geez it got so repetitive and well it was just not as much as I expected so that's why it on here!
Super Smash Bros Brawl
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AA A A A A A A B AA A A A AA A A A better get use to it, that's all you press in this game.
That Olympics game that came out by Atari
I swore to myself that I would never mention this games title again but here's a hint, Beijing. Oh yah and it sucks.
Worst Game of the Year
That Olympics game that came out by Atari
Yes it sucks, Yes it sucks , Yes it sucks , Yes it sucks , Yes it sucks. Get use to the repetition if you are going to play this game!
Iron Man
"I am Iron Man being in good movies and in shitty games. When you play this game better hope to god that you don't dieeeeee." I know it was bad but so is Iron Man...
Every MFING game that Data Design Interactive made in 2008.
Whatever they make I'll guaranteed you it won't be good.
M&M's Kart Racing
Imagine if Mario Kart was mutilated to disbelief but survived and came back as bloody piece of shiza. Well then you've got a picture of what M&M's Kart Racing is like!
Best Action/Adventure Game!
No More Heroes
Gears of War 2
Metal Gear Solid 4
GTA 4
Best Shooter
Left 4 Dead
Far Cry 2
Fallout 3
Call Of Duty World at War
Saint's Row 2
Best Driving Game
Burnout Paradise
Burnout Paradise
Burnout Paradise
DiRT
........Guess who wins this catagory :P.
Yes it sucks, Yes it sucks , Yes it sucks , Yes it sucks , Yes it sucks. Get use to the repetition if you are going to play this game!
Iron Man
"I am Iron Man being in good movies and in shitty games. When you play this game better hope to god that you don't dieeeeee." I know it was bad but so is Iron Man...
Every MFING game that Data Design Interactive made in 2008.
Whatever they make I'll guaranteed you it won't be good.
M&M's Kart Racing
Imagine if Mario Kart was mutilated to disbelief but survived and came back as bloody piece of shiza. Well then you've got a picture of what M&M's Kart Racing is like!
Best Action/Adventure Game!
No More Heroes
Gears of War 2
Metal Gear Solid 4
GTA 4
Best Shooter
Left 4 Dead
Far Cry 2
Fallout 3
Call Of Duty World at War
Saint's Row 2
Best Driving Game
Burnout Paradise
Burnout Paradise
Burnout Paradise
DiRT
........Guess who wins this catagory :P.
Best Music Game
Beats (I know it came out in 2007 but I still love this game :O)
Audiosurf
Rock Band 2
Beats (I know it came out in 2007 but I still love this game :O)
Audiosurf
Rock Band 2
Guitar Hero 4
Best Platformer
Braid
Little Big Planet
Mirror's Edge
Best Horror Game
Silent Hill Homecoming
Dead Space
Left 4 Dead
Best Zombie Game
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
Best Platformer
Braid
Little Big Planet
Mirror's Edge
Best Horror Game
Silent Hill Homecoming
Dead Space
Left 4 Dead
Best Zombie Game
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
Best Pc Game
Fallout 3
Left 4 Dead
Assassin's Creed
Far Cry 2
Best PS3 Game
Resistence 2
LittleBigPlanet
Metal Gear Solid 4
GTA 4
Best 360 Game
Burnout Paradise
Gears of War 2
Fallout 3
Fable 2
Best Wii Game
Wii Ski
No More Heroes
World of Goo
Mario Kart Wii
Fallout 3
Left 4 Dead
Assassin's Creed
Far Cry 2
Best PS3 Game
Resistence 2
LittleBigPlanet
Metal Gear Solid 4
GTA 4
Best 360 Game
Burnout Paradise
Gears of War 2
Fallout 3
Fable 2
Best Wii Game
Wii Ski
No More Heroes
World of Goo
Mario Kart Wii
Best PSP game
Beats
God Of War Chains of Olympius
Patapon
Crisis Core
BEST GAME OF 2008!!!!
Burnout Paradise
Metal Gear Solid 4
Dead Space
Left 4 Dead
Resistence 2!!!
WINNERS WiLL BE ANNONCED TOMMOROW!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!
Beats
God Of War Chains of Olympius
Patapon
Crisis Core
BEST GAME OF 2008!!!!
Burnout Paradise
Metal Gear Solid 4
Dead Space
Left 4 Dead
Resistence 2!!!
WINNERS WiLL BE ANNONCED TOMMOROW!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
That's right everyone the year has come to an end and well its time for video game awards and movie awards!! More coming soon on this fasicating awards article!
Update 1: So okay here are the catagories that I will be awarding games with in my awards cemermony for games.
Games Awards:
Best Graphical Acheivment
Best Story
Best Voice Overs
Best New IP
Best Multiplayer
Most Violent Game
Most Dissapointing Game
Worst Game this year
Best Action Game
Best Adventure Game
Best Shooter
Best Driving Game
Best Music Game
Best Platformer
Best Horror Game
Best Zombie Game
Best PC game
Best PS3 game
Best Wii Game
Best Xbox 360 game
Best PSP game
Best Game of 2008!!!!
Omg thats alot of work for me to do but I'll get to it don't worry , I already have the first three nominees down!!! Woot Woot!
Holy crap I know I'm a little late on writing this but happy freaking New Year and well YAH!! It's 2009 biatch!!! Woot woot! Go 2009! Only 1 more year till the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver! Yah 2009 better be a good year in entertainment purposes, because this year was just well kinda a wanker! Anyways hopefully you have a good new year and woot woot!!!
My quate for the year 2009. "Get this motherf***ing year 2008 off my motherf***ing calender it's 2009 biatch!!! WOOT WOOT"
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